Chat Up Lines

Top 10 Chat Up Lines (man to woman):
Number 10 "I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?"
Number 9 "What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"
Number 8 "Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."
Number 7 "Who's your friend?" (This one is risky, but it will shatter any pretense she might have about your actions by shifting the focus on her friend. This will intrigue her, to say the least, as she will wish to know "hey, how come not me?")
Number 6 "I'm new in town and can't find my way around; could I have directions to your place?"
Number 5 "I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."
Number 4 "You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."
Number 3 "What's your name?"
Number 2 "See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."
Number 1 "So what haven't you been told tonight?"

Pepe Le Pew's Top Ten Chat-Up Lines:
1. SWEET HEART IF I FOLLOW YOU HOME WILL YOU KEEP ME?
2. NOT ONLY AM I GOOD-LOOKING, BABY DOLL, I'M RICH. INTERESTED?
3. YOU HAVE A MAP, YES? I WOULD LIKE TO USE IT SINCE I KEEP GETTING LOST IN YOUR EYES.
4. I HOPE YOU KNOW CPR, MY DARLING, BECAUSE YOU TAKE MY BREATH AWAY.
5. IF COULD REARRANGE THE ALPAHABET I'D PUT U AND I TOGETHER.
6. PARDON ME, MON CHERI. I SEEM TO HAVE LOST MY PHONE NUMBER, MAY I BORROW YOURS?
7. THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY EYES, NO?! I CANNOT SEEM TO TAKE THEM OFF OF YOU.
8. COFFEE? TEA? ME?
9. YOUR LEGS, THEY MUST BE TIRED, BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN RUNNING THROUGH MY MIND ALL DAY.
10. DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT, OR SHOULD I WALK BY AGAIN?